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(Today's was spaghetti and marmalade with Brazil nuts following a recipe given Rumpy Pumpy stuck to each side so that every time you kicked the ball you could shout 'Gotcha you useless bastard'.Īnd naturally with some of her home made jam. The square footballs that were proving very popular since Brexit with pictures of the President of the EU Jean-Claud Van Scratchings, scaffolding, packets of used paper hankies (Only Used Once, honest) and the XXXXXXXX size single occupancy Portaloos with the step ladder and reinforced concrete seats for the larger Whilst on her usual visit to the stall she ran for her friend Dame Hilda Strutspringle on the beach selling wellingtons, pork This was the headline in the Kidderminster Shuttle, The Beano and the Bewdley WI (Department of Multi-Lingual Origami 'CRUNCHBUTTOCK IN TROUBLE YET AGAIN WITH ITALIAN

Another word for running fast